Don’t loathe me for saying this but I
have a deep, dark secret to share I'd like to share.
My name is Jim, and I don’t get sick.
These days, I’m surrounded by sick
co-workers, a wife who just finished battling the blahs, and
passersby who say “hello” through a hacking cough or watery eyes.
Yet, I feel fine. Better than fine, actually, considering that we
haven’t seen the sun much in a couple of months and THAT usually
depresses me.
What can I say, other than, perhaps,
“Sorry”?
In fact, I can’t remember the last
time I was seriously sick. I do remember one BAD bout back in the
mid 70’s when I had to stay home from school for a week, but other
than hay fever every spring & fall, I just don’t seem to get
sick. Believe it or not, I’ve never actually been in the hospital.
Okay, I’ve visited people in the hospital before, but I’ve never
been a patient (unless you count a trip to the E.R or walk-in clinics
because of bike or roller-blading mishaps, but that's thanks to
klutziness, not germs).
Now, I don’t know why this is. Maybe
I’m just genetically lucky. Maybe it’s because I wash my hands
every so often, eat well, try to stay in shape, and don’t let
myself get run down. Or maybe it’s because I laugh.
I remember reading something a couple
of years ago on how having a positive mental attitude can actually
ward off disease. Apparently, people who are optimistic and/or laugh
a lot get over a cold quicker, suffer fewer bouts of illness and, in
general, have a stronger immune system. So, just maybe, there IS
something to that, and I’m lucky enough to be the recipient of
that.
Of course, I’m now aware that, by
having written this blog on how I never get sick, I’m destined to
come down with something like Bird Flu or Legionnaire’s Disease.
And with the way Loraine or my co-workers look at me when I don’t
catch their bugs...well, I know a few people who might laugh at the
irony in that.
But think of it this way—at least
they'll be boosting their immune systems while doing it.
8-)
(jim@wmqt.com)
(ps--despite the wind & blizzard-like conditions outside right now it was above freezing Saturday morning when I went running, which means "The Streak" is still alive!
(ps--despite the wind & blizzard-like conditions outside right now it was above freezing Saturday morning when I went running, which means "The Streak" is still alive!
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