I'd be a catch if I were single.
First of all, let me state this—I am
not single. I have not been single for many years. I don't wish to
be single again. I am not implying anything with this blog other
than the facts about to be stated. So don't read anything into it
other than the fact that if I were somehow to be single, I have two
things going for me.
'Nuff said.
Now, a “weird fact” of mine earlier
this week had to do with the two things people are looking for when
on a dating website. We've all heard stories about how said sites
are not always filled with, well, the best of catches. But there
seem to be two things that are deal-breakers, at least for 88 percent
of women and 75 % of men.
The biggest deal-breaker is personal
hygiene. Apparently, if you post a picture of yourself in bad
clothing, or looking like you haven't washed your hair in three
weeks, that turns most people off.
Who knew, he says sarcastically.
The other? Bad grammar. Poor spelling
and not knowing which there, their, or they're to use is a turn-off
for both men and women, although more women than men. So if you find
yourself on a dating website any time in the near future, you know
what to avoid.
That's okay. You can thank me later.
Like I said at the beginning of this,
I'm not single, nor do I have the desire to be single. But I'd like
to think that I'm pretty good with my own personal hygiene. And I
know how to construct a sentence like, say, “They're on their way
there”. So if the world were to flip on its axis—or flip on its
axis more than it already has in 2026—and I found myself needing
the services of a dating website, I would hope that I would pass
muster.
After all, it seems like it's hard
being single these days. Who knew there was so much pressure to get
everything absolutely right?? Any kind of head start a person can
get, I guess, is a start well worth exploiting.
8-)
I'm off to shoot “High School Bowl”.
Have a great weekend...I know that as a non-single individual, I get
to spend mine with my favorite person!!
(jim@wmqt.com)