I get to be a dork all next week.
Okay; right now, I know a bunch of you
are yelling out “is there a week when you're NOT a dork”? And
you'd probably be right. But next week I carry my dork-dom to the
ultimate extreme with my annual Art on the Rocks week of looking at
license plates.
Yes, I need help. What's your point?
For those of you who haven't been
reading these forever, let me explain about the ultimate in dork-dom.
For almost 20 years now, during the week preceding Art on the Rocks,
I carry a notepad and pen around with me, and I write down every
single state for which I see a license plate. I don't know how this
started or why I keep doing it, but I do. It's not like the world
would stop revolving on its axis if I didn't count the plates, but
you wouldn't want me to risk it, would you?
That's okay. And you're welcome.
I have been able to notice a few trends
after all these years. Each year you can usually tell in which
states Marquette has gotten favorable publicity or a nice newspaper
write-up, because you suddenly see multiple plates from a state that
in the past has only shown up once or twice. And you can also tell
the relative state of the US economy by how many different plates you
see. Back in 2008, when the Great Recession was hitting, I only saw
plates from 17 different states last week. Last year, with the US
economy chugging along I saw plates from 44 different states (plus a
few Canadian provinces). I'm assuming there's a correlation there,
and with the economy still trying its best I'm guessing I'll see 40
or so again this year.
If not; well, let's hope it was just
coincidence and not correlation, right?
So if you see me about next week with
my head swiveling around every time a car passes by, don't worry. I
haven't come down with anything aside from a severe case of dork-dom.
I'll just be looking at every single license plate I see, and
checking to make sure it's on the list I'll be carrying with me every
single place I go.
Well...SOMEONE has to do it, right?
8-)
Have yourself a great weekend.
Speaking of being a dork, Monday the tale of what I'm doing Tuesday!
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