Because I have my annual doctor's
appointment in a few minutes, and because the album I discuss in the
following blog was released 50 years ago this week, I'm going to
leave you with a “best of” today.
Hope you won't mark my grade for the
whole semester down just because of that.
Back with something new tomorrow—the
story of sneezes, No, seriously...sneezes.
So practice your “gezundheits”, if
you would.
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(as originally posted March 21st,
2016)
It was just one of those discussions.
After Beatles producer George Martin
died a couple of weeks ago, Loraine read an interview with him in
which he had offered the thought that the group's “The White Album”
should have been a single disc instead of a double album. I can't
say I disagree; the 1968 album isn't one of my favorites, and it has
a lot of filler and experimental work on it that, at least when I
listen, gets skipped over.
And that started the discussion between
Loraine and me. If you had to follow George Martin's suggestion and
cut “The White Album” to a single disc—from 30 songs to 15
songs—which would make the cut? As we found out, no two people
would put it together the same way. I'm sure that every single
person would have different songs make the cut, based on their tastes
and their idea of what would constitute a classic Beatles album. I
know Loraine and I couldn't agree, and I'd imagine that if any of you
put together your own version of a single disc “White Album”, it
would be radically different from mine.
But for what it's worth, here's what I
think. First of all, for your reference, the 30 songs that make up
the double length “White Album”.
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Dear Prudence
Glass Onion
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Wild Honey Pie
The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Happiness Is a Warm Gun
Martha My Dear
I'm So Tired
Blackbird
Piggies
Rocky Raccoon
Don't Pass Me By
Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
I Will
Julia
Birthday
Yer Blues
Mother Nature's Son
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
Sexy Sadie
Helter Skelter
Long, Long, Long
Revolution 1
Honey Pie
Savoy Truffle
Cry Baby Cry
Revolution 9
Good Night
Now, here's my thought process in cutting it down to 15. Your
thought process, of course, will differ, but I started by keeping the
songs that everyone would consider the classics--”USSR”,
“Obi-La-Di”, “Guitar”, “Blackbird”, “Julia”,
“Birthday”, “Helter Skelter”, “Revolution”, and “Good
Night”. You have to have those nine songs, or it wouldn't be the
essence of “The White Album”. Admittedly, the list is a little
McCartney heavy, so let's add “Dear Prudence” and “Happiness is
a Warm Gun” from John Lennon, and George Harrison's “Savoy
Truffle”, just because. That's 12 songs.
But what about the final three? That's where it gets tough.”Why
Don't We Do It In The Road” is cute but disposable. “Bungalow
Bill”'s the same. “Revolution Number 9”, like a bunch of the
tracks, is just too weird. However, songs like “Mother Nature's
Son” and “Rocky Raccoon” have been remade by a bunch of people,
so let's throw those onto the list. That's 14. For the final song?
Throw in Ringo's “Don't Pass Me By”.
He could probably use the songwriting royalties.
So here's what MY one-disc version of “The White Album” would
look like--
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Dear Prudence
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Happiness Is a Warm Gun
Blackbird
Rocky Raccoon
Don't Pass Me By
Julia
Birthday
Mother Nature's Son
Helter Skelter
Revolution 1
Savoy Truffle
Good Night
Nice tight playlist, classic songs, and no filler. It's just what
a Beatles album should look like. And yet, I'm guessing, there are
many of you out there who find my logic faulty or my tastes lacking.
And that's okay. Loraine and I couldn't agree; in fact, I'm guessing
very few people on the planet could agree. But that's what makes this
such a fascinating mental exercise. So thank you, George Martin, for
leaving us one final musical gift, a gift that became a little more
than just one of “those” discussions.